S.S dear diary entry

Dear diary,

Uhhh! All of our backs need a back rub from carrying 5 huge tortoises for something to eat. The colonists and I really don’t want to eat these tortoises but, we kind of have too. Also there is nothing to eat that’s why. Then we got very mad from having to eat the tortoises. After that we went to the evil pond. The other colonists and I don’t look so good because we got very ill from it. We are never going to go back there again because of that water.